Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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