I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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