She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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