sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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