About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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