do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
where are you?
Hypothermia
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize