Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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