I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
