jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I forget how to act sober
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