Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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