found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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