his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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