why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
