dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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