Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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