Do vagina's smell?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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