I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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