I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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