It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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