Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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