did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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