you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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