no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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