Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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