i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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