i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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