Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
we should paint friendship bongs
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