brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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