my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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