Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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