The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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