So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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