Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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