So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
