Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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