There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I have aggressive nipples.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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