Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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