I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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