I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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