try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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