My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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