I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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