okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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