Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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