He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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