everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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