Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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