she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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