So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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