you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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