The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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