It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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