It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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