You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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